American Stage Theatre Company St. Petersburg Florida's Best Professional Theater Company

By Madeleine George
Directed by Karla Hartley

Previews May 29 and 30
Opens Friday, May 31
Closes Sunday, June 30

“Pay What You Can” Night
Thursday 6/27 @ 8pm

Wednesday Matinee
6/19 @ 3pm

Tuesday Evening
6/25 @ 8pm

“A work of insight and originality for modern audiences…Succeeds on many levels. Madeleine George has written a sophisticated, often hysterical and ultimately moving play.” -triCityNews, New Jersey

“A smart, clever and highly promising new play…lively and literate.” -NY Times

“A quirky comedy about the evolution of relationships…a thoughtful study in love and extinction in a northeastern college town.” -Variety

“Madeleine George is on the cusp of joining the front rank of truly talented young American women playwrights.’ -talkinbroadway

Madeleine George’s new play is a deliciously smart and funny “academic sex comedy” about life in a small university town. Dean Wreen’s college is in dire financial straits, and a plan to close its on-campus natural history museum is sending unexpected shock waves in every direction—just as the Dean’s ex-girlfriend has come back into her life. This definitely complicates things with her much younger girlfriend, Andromeda. Neither budget cuts nor the shadows cast by seven about-to-be-homeless mammoths are any match for the sweet taste of romance in this hilarious and deeply moving play. Rated M for mature content and language, this production features simulated sex between prehistoric college students and contemporary lesbians. No mammoths were harmed in the making of this play.

CAST
Brian Webb Russell* -- The Caretaker
Vincent Stalba -- Early Man 1
Jonelle Meyer -- Early Man 2
Martha Wilkinson* -- Dean Wreen (“Cindy”)
Kim Crow* -- Greer (“Gail”)
Stefanie Clouse* -- Andromeda (“Andrea”)

Mainstage Series produced by: Raymond James
Sponsors:Jeff Brizzi and Tim McCormick, Julie Burch & Richard Valmain of Grand Kitchen and Bath
Co-Sponsors: Beth A. Houghton and Scott K. Wagman
Education Partner: Bank of America
Radio Sponsor: WUSF
Media Sponsor: WEDU

American Stage Theatre announces updated Performance Dates, Times and Ticket pricing for our 2012.2013 season:
Performances are Wednesday through Saturday evenings at 8pm.
Saturday and Sunday Matinees at 3pm
PLEASE NOTE* Additional Tuesday and Sunday evening performances (8pm), Weekend Twilight performances (5pm) and Wednesday Matinee performances (3pm) are scheduled on select dates during productions.

2012-2013 Performance Pricing:
$29 Previews and Wednesday Matinees
$39 Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday Evenings and Saturday and Sunday Matinees
$49 Friday and Saturday Evenings
$59 Opening Night - includes pre-performance reception

Additional Information
Student Advance tickets are $20.
Students Rush tickets are $10, 30 minutes prior to curtain.
Senior Discount - Receive $2 dollars off single tickets.
Active military tickets are FREE with valid military I.D. presented to our box office for serving our country. They will also receive 20% off additional tickets for friends and family. Please contact the box office for further details.

We want to fill our house!
In the event that you are unable to use your tickets, please call our box office 24 hours in advance of scheduled performance. You can exchange your tickets for another performance of the same production. Thank you in advance for your communication so that we can allow as many people as possible to enjoy show.

American Stage Theatre Company is located at the Raymond James Theatre,
163 3rd Street North in the heart of downtown St. Petersburg, Florida.

For tickets, please call the American Stage Box Office at (727) 823-PLAY (7529) or

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		7 HOMELESS MAMMOTHS WANDER NEW ENGLAND Smart, funny, redemptive...and cave men By Madeleine George Directed by Karla Hartley Previews May 29 and 30 Opens Friday, May 31 Closes Sunday, June 30 “Pay What You Can” Night Thursday 6/27 @ 8pm Wednesday Matinee 6/19 @ 3pm Tuesday Evening 6/25 @ 8pm “A work of insight and originality for modern audiences…Succeeds on many levels. Madeleine George has written a sophisticated, often hysterical and ultimately moving play.” -triCityNews, New Jersey “A smart, clever and highly promising new play…lively and literate.” -NY Times “A quirky comedy about the evolution of relationships…a thoughtful study in love and extinction in a northeastern college town.” -Variety “Madeleine George is on the cusp of joining the front rank of truly talented young American women playwrights.’ -talkinbroadway Madeleine George’s new play is a deliciously smart and funny “academic sex comedy” about life in a small university town. Dean Wreen’s college is in dire financial straits, and a plan to close its on-campus natural history museum is sending unexpected shock waves in every direction—just as the Dean’s ex-girlfriend has come back into her life. This definitely complicates things with her much younger girlfriend, Andromeda. Neither budget cuts nor the shadows cast by seven about-to-be-homeless mammoths are any match for the sweet taste of romance in this hilarious and deeply moving play. Rated M for mature content and language, this production features simulated sex between prehistoric college students and contemporary lesbians. No mammoths were harmed in the making of this play. Mature subject matter and language. CAST Brian Webb Russell* -- The Caretaker Vincent Stalba -- Early Man 1 Jonelle Meyer -- Early Man 2 Martha Wilkinson* -- Dean Wreen (“Cindy”) Kim Crow* -- Greer (“Gail”) Stefanie Clouse* -- Andromeda (“Andrea”) Mainstage Series produced by: Raymond James Sponsors:Jeff Brizzi and Tim McCormick, Julie Burch & Richard Valmain of Grand Kitchen and Bath Co-Sponsors: Beth A. Houghton and Scott K. Wagman Education Partner: Bank of America Radio Sponsor: WUSF Media Sponsor: WEDU American Stage Theatre announces updated Performance Dates, Times and Ticket pricing for our 2012.2013 season: Performances are Wednesday through Saturday evenings at 8pm. Saturday and Sunday Matinees at 3pm PLEASE NOTE* Additional Tuesday and Sunday evening performances (8pm), Weekend Twilight performances (5pm) and Wednesday Matinee performances (3pm) are scheduled on select dates during productions. 2012-2013 Performance Pricing: $29 Previews and Wednesday Matinees $39 Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday Evenings and Saturday and Sunday Matinees $49 Friday and Saturday Evenings $59 Opening Night - includes pre-performance reception Additional Information Student Advance tickets are $20. Students Rush tickets are $10, 30 minutes prior to curtain. Senior Discount - Receive $2 dollars off single tickets. Active military tickets are FREE with valid military I.D. presented to our box office for serving our country. They will also receive 20% off additional tickets for friends and family. Please contact the box office for further details. We want to fill our house! In the event that you are unable to use your tickets, please call our box office 24 hours in advance of scheduled performance. You can exchange your tickets for another performance of the same production. Thank you in advance for your communication so that we can allow as many people as possible to enjoy show. American Stage Theatre Company is located at the Raymond James Theatre, 163 3rd Street North in the heart of downtown St. Petersburg, Florida. For tickets, please call the American Stage Box Office at (727) 823-PLAY (7529) or *You play the most important role. Help support live theatre & subscribe today!*


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7 HOMELESS MAMMOTHS WANDER NEW ENGLAND

Smart, funny, redemptive...and cave men